Fact: Asexuals are mostly immortal, only being able to be killed on a new moon every other lunar cycle as dictated by the gods
hitting the ‘back to top’ button on your dash
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
dennys are you ok
I can’t believe Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj and Kyary Pyamu Pyamu knew the truth about life fibers the whole time
When u see a cute person and they stretch and you see their tummy
Meryl Streep on working with Chris and Liam Hemsworth
I like the idea of two people spending forever together.
I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
Shit Americans say according to Japanese students
the first time a guy took me out to lunch, we decided to go to the carwash afterwards and we got the rainbow soap because its cool